This week...a woman who loved her pit bull and got caught, a porn actor's hose play, an annoying kid calls 911, the upset factory worker, a woman's map discovery, unexpected funeral arrangements, a good city worker, a bad city worker and the douchiest douche that ever lived.
This week...Zombie warning in Michigan, 2-gallon a day cola habit linked to woman's death, unappreciative student sues school, the monster 9-patty burger, the amazing oral octoganarian, Peruvian pet fun and measuring your junk with a 50's pop singer.
This week...the horny restaurant patrons, Abercrombie & Fitch douchebag, pugilistic bus driver, the case of the stolen bodies, farmer eaten by his own hogs, the cheapest cheapskate and an interview with Frank Cotolo, host of Cotolo Chronicles internet radio show and podcast.
This week...my young nephew Ben helps me report on the horrible neighbours from hell, a tiger that wasn’t, a tiger that very much was, delicious Cambodian rodent recipes, donkey love, big lottery winners, the drunkest of the drunk drivers and the hit and run name game.
This week...an enraged beaver, a naked man on TV, fake healthcare provider, the skinny Starbucks customer, daycare fight club, 911 horn dogs, Brazilian head case, Romney's stolen tax records and much more.
This week...a crazy cat lady almost paints over a masterpiece (whew!), an annoyingly talented child, santa gets bounced from Disneyland, the incompetent bus monitor lady does us all a favor and retires, the Walmart toe sucker, roller coaster collision, the amazing mystery log of Cambodia and even more classy Walmart shoppers.
This week...the greatest catch in history, mugshot diva, mommy computer douchebag cheater, naked guy beats the TSA (but not with his hand), atomic blast test idiots of the 50's and daddy hires a hitman.
This week...is NASCAR better when you're dead, big bad booty business busted, a farmer's tribute to his dead wife, the Pope's laundry list, hugging to death, deadbeat douchebag acting debut, how to pay off your mortgage and piss off the bank at the same time and a man chats with his childhood self.
This week...eBay finally has a soul, teenager can't find clothes to fit, why kids shouldn't draw, Japanese penis recipe, Satan doesn't hate, nude realtor, the disappearing book, bum lives the high life and a bug story to make you puke.